funny ....

-- just HAD to share this funny joke. hope it makes you smile --


Subject: Hospital Tour

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?'

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained: 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.'

'Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?'

Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better health plan'


Have a great day,
-Chrissy

March Madness!

Now I know that you all know that I am a hockey girl BUT our company is running a March-Madness related contest where you can win a free phonesex call so you should definitely check it out!

www.MarchMadnessPhonesex.com


Hope you win and we get to play together!

-Chrissy

have you forgotten my lucious tits??

Something very fun!

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

Sounds like a lot of fun to me! Which would YOU prefer... the steak or the blowjob?




-Chrissy