funny ....

-- just HAD to share this funny joke. hope it makes you smile --


Subject: Hospital Tour

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?'

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained: 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.'

'Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?'

Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better health plan'


Have a great day,
-Chrissy

March Madness!

Now I know that you all know that I am a hockey girl BUT our company is running a March-Madness related contest where you can win a free phonesex call so you should definitely check it out!

www.MarchMadnessPhonesex.com


Hope you win and we get to play together!

-Chrissy

have you forgotten my lucious tits??

Something very fun!

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

Sounds like a lot of fun to me! Which would YOU prefer... the steak or the blowjob?




-Chrissy

This is too funny!!

You have to check this out... cracked me up!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mark-c-miller/worlds-first-amish-phone_b_475883.htm

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!

Enjoy the day and if theres any money left after the chocolates and roses... give me a call and lets have a "happy ending" to the day?

Love and candy kisses,
-Chrissy

Cabin fever!!

Its been snowing and blizzarding here for days and we are snowed under! Been inside drinking hot cocoa and looking out the window at all the pretty white snow, all bundled up. Don't you wish you were here helping keep me warm? Just think of all the ways we could keep warm!

In the meantime, give me a call and we can do it that way?

-Chrissy