Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Phonesex Thanksgiving!

To see a cute phone sex site, you should check out and find out what Phone Girls are thankful for!

Gobble gobbling your meat,

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Happy Halloween!

I will be here all day/night just waiting for your call. Am really looking forward to lots of TRICKS and lots of TREATS! Which one will YOU be.. ????

-Chrissy the BOOOtylicious!

Friday, October 15, 2010

'Fall' for Chrissy!!

Fall is my favorite season. Why?

Leaves turning colors, pumpkins all around, hot apple cider, getting out the Ugg boots, putting an extra quilt on the bed, hockey season starts, Halloween candies, cool weather .. and HOT phonesex calls!!

Call me and lets warm each other up!


Monday, October 4, 2010

Cum with Chrissy!!

The cooler weather has gotten me feeling really frisky lately (well that and hockey season starting of course)! So give me a call and lets play together.

And don't forget that if you can't get ahold of me, just go to and you will find some of my friends to play with when I am not available.


Monday, September 13, 2010

For that someone special...

Don't drool TOO much.. lol

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Summers over ...

And its almost hockey season again. YAY!!! That always makes me happy - but putting the bikini away makes me sad. Oh well.

I am hearing so much about these men with multiple wives lately and I am thinking that I would not like that situation at all (don't want to share my man!!) but would love it the other way around. I want like 3 or 4 men!! Just think of all the possibilities!! Hot men all around me; at my beck and call. Sigh .... Do I have any volunteers??


Monday, August 23, 2010

Lots of updates!!

Well summer is almost over and its gone by so fast! Still a bit of bikini season left though so I am still going to flaunt it out at the pool and the lake. I'll be putting my boobs on display in my hot pink bikini for as long as the weather allows.

I had some phone issues for about 2 weeks but am happy to say that I now have a new phone system and all is well again. Seems to be working fine so give me a call!!

My birthday is in a week so please feel free to buy me some gift cards? All you need is my e-mail address : and go here :


Monday, June 28, 2010


Do you fantasize about doing it in public? Maybe in a restaurant or a club? On a balcony with people looking? Or perhaps a public pool?

I think about this stuff a LOT!! I would love to be watched ... guess I have an exhibitionist streak in me. But I think it would be so hot to be fucking and look up to see someone watching us.

Wanna be my personal phonesex peeping-tom??


Sunday, June 20, 2010

Happy Fathers Day!

Wanna be my daddy?? I promise to be a good girl and I will even sit on your lap!
Hope you have a great day and call me when the kiddies go to bed?


Saturday, June 5, 2010

Peel me a grape....

Its hot and I just want to lie back on a beach chair with a fruity, frozen drink and have some cute boy feed me grapes and strawberries .. oh and rub sunscreen on me. ALL OVER ME!!
Then maybe join me in the shower afterward??


Friday, May 28, 2010

Happy Holiday Weekend!

I hope you will be doing something fun? I plan to go boating with a bunch of friends (mostly guys of course) and show off my new hot pink bikini and maybe flash my lovely boobs around. All those waves really make them bounce!

If you don't have any wild plans, then call me and I will make sure you have a 'memorable' Memorial weekend.


Thursday, May 20, 2010

Hot pink it is!!

So I went with the hot pink string bikini ( the bottom pic ) and just received it in the mail yesterday. yay!! Can't wait to show it off at the pool and beach. I recently got invited out on a boat later this summer so that will be a must for the new bikini!
Am gonna flaunt my big boobs and cleavage til the boys all drool and have to cover their hard-ons with their towels. Ha!! I love to tease.
See you at the beach, boys!


Monday, May 10, 2010

And the winner is .....

Just wanted to thank you all for your bikini suggestions! I have narrowed it down to these (see below) so please give me some feedback? Beach season is just around the corner!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Happy Cinco de Mayo!!

Can't think of a better excuse to go out partying and drinking margaritas ... can you? Maybe I will meet up with a Latin guy who is all hot and spicy! Yummy, better than salsa!


Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Questions ....

I get asked a lot of questions about my sex life; whats the kinkiest thing you have done? where is the oddest place you have had sex? why are you so into phone sex? are you a nymphomaniac? do you masturbate a lot? tell me about your toys ...

I guess people are curious about the Secret Life of a Phone Girl!

My lifes an open book ... just call me!


Monday, April 19, 2010

Missed me??

I have tried to be as available as I possibly can but with the playoffs started I am sometimes at a game or watching with a crowd.
If you can't get me then please try one of my sexy phonesex friends. I put them up on a website for you for your pleasure and to make it easier for you to find them. Just type in and you will find someone to fulfill your phone sex needs when you can't get me!


Saturday, April 10, 2010

Its almost bikini weather!!

So I am looking around for a new swim suit. Any suggestions? I was thinking something sexy and hot pink maybe. If you see any hot bikinis on-line, send me the link and I will check them out. My e-mail address is :

Can't wait to show off my cleavage at the pool this year!!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Big News!!!

Have decided to have a breast reduction!!

april fools!

love ya,

Saturday, March 27, 2010

funny ....

-- just HAD to share this funny joke. hope it makes you smile --

Subject: Hospital Tour

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?'

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained: 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.'

'Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?'

Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better health plan'

Have a great day,

Friday, March 19, 2010

March Madness!

Now I know that you all know that I am a hockey girl BUT our company is running a March-Madness related contest where you can win a free phonesex call so you should definitely check it out!

Hope you win and we get to play together!


Saturday, March 6, 2010

have you forgotten my lucious tits??

Something very fun!

Sounds like a lot of fun to me! Which would YOU prefer... the steak or the blowjob?


Wednesday, February 24, 2010

This is too funny!!

You have to check this out... cracked me up!

Sunday, February 14, 2010


Enjoy the day and if theres any money left after the chocolates and roses... give me a call and lets have a "happy ending" to the day?

Love and candy kisses,

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Cabin fever!!

Its been snowing and blizzarding here for days and we are snowed under! Been inside drinking hot cocoa and looking out the window at all the pretty white snow, all bundled up. Don't you wish you were here helping keep me warm? Just think of all the ways we could keep warm!

In the meantime, give me a call and we can do it that way?


Wednesday, January 27, 2010

the latest...

Just an update on the life of Chrissy.

So my hockey team is playing crappy this year; we may not even make the play-offs for the first time in 19 seasons. That makes me profoundly sad :(
But I still love my team and support them - am NOT a "fair weather fan"!

Just as it started warming up a bit here, now it snowed all day yesterday and today the wind is whipping and its 'very-hard-nipples cold' out there. Yikes! Am living on soup and hot cocoa and lots of extra blankets.

Am so sick of all this spam I get in my e-mail offering me stuff to "make my penis larger" or "bigger, long lasting erections" etc... Jeez, just because I LOVE a big cock doesn't mean I own one!!

Well, am off to paint my toes ( a nice shiny hot pink metallic) and have a latte.

Can't wait to talk to you so give me a call soon?
Love ya,


Sunday, January 10, 2010

Things I Am Currently Into ....

the new JayZ cd
spicy mustard
baking my own bread
watching Clean House
metallic nail polishes
redecorating my place
pink satin panties
hot phonesex calls with you!!

Happy 2010.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Some interesting new years resolution facts for horny guys,,

Lose weight –

Phone Sex and Masturbation:
You don’t have to have a physical partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation during phone sex can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. Also check out Dr. Shukan Tokuho’s Masturbation Diet - No joke – you can trim 8 centimeters off the waist if performed twice a day for a month, as part of a calorie controlled diet. Click on these links to read more about Dr. Shukan Tokuho’s Masturbation Diet: or Dr. Hideo Yamanaka's masturbation diet at also check out Click here for the Maturbation Diet Song - Read about burning calories by masturbating at and at It's for real don't believe me search the intenet yourself.

Living a healthier lifestyle –

Masturbation cuts prostate cancer risk! Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest. Australian researchers questioned over 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who had not about their sexual habits. They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer. The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s. Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life. And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk. Click here to read the full article at the BBC News - and at 4 Men Health - -

Saving Money –

Ok so you are wondering how phone sex is going to save you money. We have already determined that for a man to stay health he should ejaculate 5 times a week and to lose weight under the masturbation diet you should masturbate twice a day. As most men will tell you that without the aid of some out side stimuli self masturbation is not pleasing and if doing it solely for the sake of losing weight and staying healthy it nothing more than another dreaded exercise. Most men find Porn Magazines, DVD/Videos and web sites full of pleasing and exciting out side stimuli that turn what could be just another dreaded exercise into a very pleasurable physical and mental enhancing experience. The major problem with these forms of out side stimuli is that they are not only inconvenient but also hard to hide. Now consider phone sex! With the aid of a cell phone that exciting outside stimuli is just a phone call away. Any time, any place! Not only is it convenient, the variety of available talent and subject mater is inexhaustible. Sites like , and make searching for some ideal stimuli quick and easy. So just how does phone sex help save you money? Well add up the cost of some porn magazines, DVD/Videos and Porn site memberships. Now multiple that by the different types of sexual content you like. Now consider the intangible cost of purchasing and hiding this material and the cost of getting caught with it. Enough said. The average cost of a phone sex call is $1.99 per minute with most charging a 10 minute minimum. That $19.90 per session that will not only help you lose weight, help you fight prostate cancer but also keep your mind clear, your mood high and your out look on life positive! Most phone sex providers offer special deals and bulk rates. Simply ask or check out sites like

Enjoy Life More -

When men are asked what things in their life could be improved that would allow them to enjoy life more one of the top ten answers revolves around sex. They want more or better quality or more variety or all of the above. Face it if you are married or have a girl friend and you have this desire to experience something new and maybe a little taboo what are the odds that you are going to be able to ask and receive? Phone Sex to the rescue! 90% of the time this little desire of yours is just a passing thing. Something to be explored and enjoyed but soon to fade on to something else or maybe not. But before you jump in with both feet and jeopardize your physical relationship try it out virtually via phone sex. You may find that what you though was what you wanted wasn’t it at all. And if you do your phone sex provider can help you explore and enjoy it and when the time is right can even advise you on how to approach your wife or girl friend. See phone sex can help you get more out of life and improve your sex life.